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Episode Discussion (Spoiler Free) => Season 5 => Episode 5x01 => Topic started by: Hurley rocks dudes on January 21, 2009, 11:29:18 PM

Title: quote of the night
Post by: Hurley rocks dudes on January 21, 2009, 11:29:18 PM
frogurt-"we need fire!" then a fire arrow hits him
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Suzanne4au2 on January 22, 2009, 12:04:28 AM
I liked the line Sawyer said to Daniel about everyone he loved blowing up on the freighter
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Writers_Strike on January 22, 2009, 12:09:42 AM
Sawyer to red head after slapping Daniel- "Shut up or you'll get one too". or somthing to that matter.

Locke-(about the compass) What does it do?
Richard- It points north.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: wcaclimbing on January 22, 2009, 12:13:56 AM
I remember there was something that Sayid said to Hurley (or maybe it was the other way around).
I thought "lol. I should post that on the SWL quote thread."
But now I don't remember what that quote was  ::)
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Folly529 on January 22, 2009, 12:14:44 AM
Ana Lucia - Libby says Hi
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: this is some crazy stuff on January 22, 2009, 12:39:43 AM
not a line but when Hurley through the hot pocket at BEN.  Made everyone at my house watching laugh very loudly
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: tonysee200x on January 22, 2009, 12:42:13 AM
Ok - someone will have to help me with the details of this because I don't remember exactly

But Sawyer says something like "slow down dr wizard"
And Miles says "I think that should be mr wizard"
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: BadRobot64 on January 22, 2009, 12:42:36 AM
Sawyer to red head after slapping Daniel- "Shut up or you'll get one too". or somthing to that matter.

Locke-(about the compass) What does it do?
Richard- It points north.

the compass was one of the objects that Richard brought to Locke when he was a boy....
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: BadRobot64 on January 22, 2009, 12:43:25 AM
not a line but when Hurley through the hot pocket at BEN.  Made everyone at my house watching laugh very loudly

ya that made everyoen i was with laugh out loudly too...
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: BadRobot64 on January 22, 2009, 12:44:06 AM
Ok - someone will have to help me with the details of this because I don't remember exactly

But Sawyer says something like "slow down dr wizard"
And Miles says "I think that should be mr wizard"


ya that sounds liek you got it right... another lol ha
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: BadRobot64 on January 22, 2009, 12:45:55 AM
i will say that the minus of the flashes you really dont notice much because theyve had soemthign that seems like "shifts". from the oceanic 6 to the ilsand people who are record skipping through time.... i do liek ethe foreshadowing of the skip in teh opening sequence with hallowax when his record skips... oh ya and i also think that Miles is Hallowax's son.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: jugdish on January 22, 2009, 12:52:22 AM
Hurley "Maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't go around shooting people"
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: this is some crazy stuff on January 22, 2009, 12:52:51 AM
Bad Robot good idea with Miles being Hallowax's son.  Because we really do not know what his real last name is.

Good observation on the compass.  I have a weird theory that when we see Richard talking to young LOCKE about showing him what is already his, that this occurs sometime while the island is shifting in time.  Locke leaves and dies but Richard goes to see him as he is a kid and trys to recruit him back to the island this is why he is at his birth as well. 
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: redcrow1973 on January 22, 2009, 01:08:27 AM
Bad Robot good idea with Miles being Hallowax's son.  Because we really do not know what his real last name is.

Actually, when the Dharma worker dude interrupted the filming for the Arrow Station, he called him by name.  I believe it was Dr. Chang.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: jumbotron on January 22, 2009, 02:54:37 AM
Marvin Candle's real name is Pierre Chang and Miles' last name is Straume.  We learned Candle's real name during the horrrrrrible ARG last summer.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Lion of Atreides on January 22, 2009, 03:00:03 AM
Hurley "Maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't go around shooting people"

Clearly the best line.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: patrixmith on January 22, 2009, 03:12:13 AM
Sawyer to red head after slapping Daniel- "Shut up or you'll get one too". or somthing to that matter.

Locke-(about the compass) What does it do?
Richard- It points north.

Agreed, I laughed pretty hard on this one. Reminded me of the movie Airplane or something.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Sunflower on January 22, 2009, 03:19:47 AM
Hurley "Maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't go around shooting people"

Clearly the best line.
Yeah, that was classic Hurley.  He had some good lines.  I also liked Richard's remark about It points north.  As for Hurley throwing the hot pocket, I liked Ben's face the best LOL
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Sweet Old Lady on January 22, 2009, 03:50:24 AM
i will say that the minus of the flashes you really dont notice much because theyve had soemthign that seems like "shifts". from the oceanic 6 to the ilsand people who are record skipping through time.... i do liek ethe foreshadowing of the skip in teh opening sequence with hallowax when his record skips... oh ya and i also think that Miles is Hallowax's son.

I think you hit the nail on the head!  Very good!
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Sweet Old Lady on January 22, 2009, 03:54:32 AM
Sayid said something about Jeremy Bentham. 
Hurley:"You mean Locke?" 
Sayid: "I mean Locke." 
Hurley: "I need a cool code name."
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: hyperform on January 22, 2009, 04:17:42 AM
Sayid said something about Jeremy Bentham. 
Hurley:"You mean Locke?" 
Sayid: "I mean Locke." 
Hurley: "I need a cool code name."

that the one i was about to put
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Hurley rocks dudes on January 22, 2009, 09:01:34 AM
Marvin Candle's real name is Pierre Chang and Miles' last name is Straume.  We learned Candle's real name during the horrrrrrible ARG last summer.
that doesn't mean that that is miles's real name.... it could be different, or maybe he doesn't know he is pierre's son and doesn't know his real name... this is a vald theory in my opinion
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Suzanne4au2 on January 22, 2009, 09:53:42 AM
Sayid said something about Jeremy Bentham. 
Hurley:"You mean Locke?" 
Sayid: "I mean Locke." 
Hurley: "I need a cool code name."
I loved this one too SOL!  :D
Title: Favorite Lines of the Night
Post by: Ladybug on January 22, 2009, 10:15:59 AM
Hurley to Sayid:  "If you'd eat more comfort food maybe you'd quit going around killing people." 

or something like that.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: SQUIRT199 on January 22, 2009, 10:19:31 AM
Sawyer to red head after slapping Daniel- "Shut up or you'll get one too". or somthing to that matter.

Locke-(about the compass) What does it do?
Richard- It points north.

It was, "shut it Ginger, Or you'll get one too".

Laffed my ass off
Title: Re: Favorite Lines of the Night
Post by: Writers_Strike on January 22, 2009, 10:35:44 AM
Aaron: Mommy I want to go home.

Maybe a clue about him wanting to return to the island.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: CastawayCayley on January 22, 2009, 12:25:02 PM
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Suzanne4au2 on January 22, 2009, 12:25:23 PM
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
That was great!
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: WhatThe on January 22, 2009, 12:34:31 PM
Jack: "Where's Hurley?"
Hugo's dad: "he's at home freaking out."

(or something like that lol)
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Madam P on January 22, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

That's the one that had me rolling the most!   ;D

Also the "comfort food" one and the "I need a cool code name."  It was a good night for the Reyes family in terms of laughs.

Richard's "It points north, John" was classic.  Reminded me of Ben last season "You couldn't find the (flower name escapes me), could you?" when he and Ben were in The Orchid.

I just about cried at Ana Lucia's "Oh, by the way, Libby says hi."  Sniff, sniff.

Don't forget Sawyer's "I wanted to make sure she... I mean they... got to the boat OK."  Awwww...
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: WhatThe on January 22, 2009, 12:55:21 PM
Anna Lucia: "You've got blood all over your shirt..."
Hurley: "Actually, that's ketchup..."

(or something like that. Again lol.)
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: PrincessLeia on January 22, 2009, 01:25:48 PM
not a line but when Hurley through the hot pocket at BEN.  Made everyone at my house watching laugh very loudly
I KNOW!  LOL  I'll be laughing about that for days!



& it wasn't a line, but I have to mention death by dishwasher somewhere.  Flippin' awesome.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Shakey on January 22, 2009, 01:26:07 PM
After Ana Lucia walks away, Hurley turns to the unconscious Sayid and says "You heard her.".
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: FoxyMama on January 22, 2009, 01:47:32 PM
Not sure when it was exactly, but Hurley was referring to the island disappearing and he said somethin about the island just going "bloop".  I thought that was pretty cute.   :)
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: lostieloo on January 22, 2009, 02:24:55 PM
not a line but when Hurley through the hot pocket at BEN.  Made everyone at my house watching laugh very loudly

ya that made everyoen i was with laugh out loudly too...
That could actually be a pretty deadly weapon when it first comes out of the microwave.  I'm thinking of many a time I burned my mouth quite badly on the stuff!
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: lostfan777 on January 22, 2009, 03:23:50 PM
it wasn't a line, but I have to mention death by dishwasher somewhere.  Flippin' awesome.

And Hurley's reaction when he runs in and sees the guy...."Whoa!"
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: solost on January 22, 2009, 04:30:13 PM
Don't forget Miles....about Juliet..."That chic likes me"
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Suzanne4au2 on January 22, 2009, 04:32:07 PM
Don't forget Miles....about Juliet..."That chic likes me"
OMG I did forget about that! That was a good one!
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: hyperform on January 23, 2009, 12:36:39 AM
and then we found some hatches where there was a button you had to push every 108 minutes or..or..............well, I was never really clear on that.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: CaseyMac on January 23, 2009, 01:00:26 AM
Sayid said something about Jeremy Bentham. 
Hurley:"You mean Locke?" 
Sayid: "I mean Locke." 
Hurley: "I need a cool code name."

That was one of my favorites too. It got me thinking though, Hurley already has a cool nickname / code name....it's Hurley. His real name is Hugo.

If he wants another one though, I know Sawyer had a few ideas.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Writers_Strike on January 23, 2009, 07:39:46 AM
Cheech- You killed 3 guys?
Hurley- No, sayid did.
Cheech- Oh, thats better.
Title: Best Line in the Episode
Post by: CrashandCari on January 23, 2009, 08:01:28 AM
Without a doubt the one line that had me almost spitting up my drink was Hurley's mom

"Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"

I was hysterical.  And I mean no disrespect to anyone out there.. Her delivery was just priceless lol

My second favorite line was Richard's response to Locke about the compass.

John:  What is that?
Richard:  It's a compass
John:  What does it do?
Richard:  It points north John

classic !
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: CastawayCayley on January 23, 2009, 08:19:43 AM
He is my friend. But he's also got this double life where he does crazy ninja moves and spy stuff...
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: opgelost on January 23, 2009, 10:08:36 AM
Jack: They're not my friends anymore.
Ben: That's the spirit.
Title: Re: Best Line in the Episode
Post by: razzle-dazzle on January 23, 2009, 11:23:56 AM
I agree that Richard's response about the compass was the best line.

The best scene was when Hugo told his mother all about seasons 1-4. Classic!
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: solost on January 23, 2009, 11:34:26 AM
I don't know if anyone caught this from Sawyer....He's banging on the Swan door and says "open the damn door it's the ghost of Christmas future"....LOL!
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: lostandfree on January 23, 2009, 12:00:13 PM
Hurley running out to police:  I killed them, I killed four people...three people...however many there were I killed them.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: surfmadpig on January 23, 2009, 01:03:04 PM
not a line but when Hurley through the hot pocket at BEN.  Made everyone at my house watching laugh very loudly

secodn that.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: laklost on January 23, 2009, 01:53:21 PM
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

This is mine.  Carmen Reyes has had two of my favorite lines - this one and "It's Jesus calling, he wants to know what color car you want."  ;D
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: hyperform on January 23, 2009, 02:01:09 PM
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

This is mine.  Carmen Reyes has had two of my favorite lines - this one and "It's Jesus calling, he wants to know what color car you want."  ;D

I just realized recently that she was also the original house keeper for the Bleuths on Arrested Development. So she has been on two of my favorite shows.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: laklost on January 23, 2009, 02:19:28 PM
She is the BOMB!  When she was listening to Hurley's story I swear no one could tell whether she was thinking "What a story!" or "He's psychotic!"  When she said she believed him, seven tears splurted out of my eyes.  :D
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: wcaclimbing on January 23, 2009, 10:38:03 PM
I liked Sawyer's comment during one of the flashes.

"Son of a...."
*time flash*
"...b****"

when the flash happened I was disappointed that Sawyer didn't get to finish the line. But then it started right up after the flash with him ending it. ::)
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: CaseyMac on January 24, 2009, 03:57:48 AM
I liked Sawyer's comment during one of the flashes.

"Son of a...."
*time flash*
"...b****"

when the flash happened I was disappointed that Sawyer didn't get to finish the line. But then it started right up after the flash with him ending it. ::)

I can't believe I forgot that one. Nice call.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: PrincessLeia on January 24, 2009, 02:46:34 PM
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

This is mine.  Carmen Reyes has had two of my favorite lines - this one and "It's Jesus calling, he wants to know what color car you want."  ;D
Don't forget "Jesus Christ is not a weapon." lol
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: hyperform on January 24, 2009, 02:59:00 PM
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

This is mine.  Carmen Reyes has had two of my favorite lines - this one and "It's Jesus calling, he wants to know what color car you want."  ;D
Don't forget "Jesus Christ is not a weapon." lol
also when she is talking about her needs in "Tricia Tanaka Is Dead" when she covers the ears of the Jesus statue, that made me cry I was laughing so hard.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: laklost on January 24, 2009, 04:15:32 PM
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

This is mine.  Carmen Reyes has had two of my favorite lines - this one and "It's Jesus calling, he wants to know what color car you want."  ;D
Don't forget "Jesus Christ is not a weapon." lol
also when she is talking about her needs in "Tricia Tanaka Is Dead" when she covers the ears of the Jesus statue, that made me cry I was laughing so hard.

High five to both of you for these!  Carmen and Jesus have a very special relationship.  :D
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: DIZZYBECKSTER on January 26, 2009, 07:47:39 PM
I liked Sawyer's comment during one of the flashes.

"Son of a...."
*time flash*
"...b****"

when the flash happened I was disappointed that Sawyer didn't get to finish the line. But then it started right up after the flash with him ending it. ::)
there's a vid on youtube of all his sonofabeatch moments, he's so cool
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Sweet Old Lady on January 27, 2009, 02:29:26 AM
AnaL:  Whatever you do, don't get arrested.  By the way, Libby says hi.

Kinda funny because if those two actresses hadn't been arrested for DUI they would both still be on the show.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: hyperform on January 27, 2009, 08:41:07 AM
AnaL:  Whatever you do, don't get arrested.  By the way, Libby says hi.

Kinda funny because if those two actresses hadn't been arrested for DUI they would both still be on the show.
you do realize what you wrote to denote Ana Lucia, right? ;D
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: DIZZYBECKSTER on January 27, 2009, 01:00:15 PM
AnaL:  Whatever you do, don't get arrested.  By the way, Libby says hi.

Kinda funny because if those two actresses hadn't been arrested for DUI they would both still be on the show.
you do realize what you wrote to denote Ana Lucia, right? ;D
gigglesnort -I did lol!


jeez how old am i?
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: Sweet Old Lady on January 27, 2009, 04:24:03 PM
AnaL:  Whatever you do, don't get arrested.  By the way, Libby says hi.

Kinda funny because if those two actresses hadn't been arrested for DUI they would both still be on the show.
you do realize what you wrote to denote Ana Lucia, right? ;D
Sure.  Somebody else called her AnaL and I liked it.  I'll go back to calling her Ana Lulu now
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: hyperform on January 27, 2009, 06:39:25 PM
my mind just immediately goes in the gutter no matter how innocent the comment may be.
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: PrincessLeia on January 27, 2009, 06:56:03 PM
my mind just immediately goes in the gutter no matter how innocent the comment may be.
So what you're saying is....you're a guy. ::)
Title: Re: quote of the night
Post by: hyperform on January 27, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
exactly