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Title: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: JBRam on April 15, 2009, 10:07:18 PM
The ditch had a gun?
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: SQUIRT199 on April 15, 2009, 10:11:25 PM
I'm in the circle of trust.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: JBRam on April 15, 2009, 10:17:27 PM
I want to be in the Circle of Trust :D
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: JBRam on April 15, 2009, 10:28:05 PM
You're just jealous cause my powers better than yours
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: JBRam on April 15, 2009, 10:30:16 PM
That douche is my Dad.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: bluesmanjay on April 15, 2009, 10:30:58 PM
You're just jealous my power's better than yours.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: bluesmanjay on April 15, 2009, 11:00:04 PM
Let's face it...the ewoks sucked dude.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: taki1379 on April 15, 2009, 11:04:14 PM
That douche is my Dad.

i vote for this one
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Roman122 on April 15, 2009, 11:10:06 PM
it's FURRY fist. I totally need a spellcheck...
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Schmokey on April 15, 2009, 11:34:21 PM
I see that Myles and Hurley had all the best lines of the night!  My favorites were also conversations between the two of them (although not exact quotes; just to the best of my memory):

3 - If you didn't want to talk about it, then why did you tell me?  (Hurley to Myles)

2 - Maybe he'd let you hold little you and you could change your own diapers.  (Hurley to Myles)

1 - I thought I'd send the script to George Lucas and save him the trouble. (Hurley regarding his Empire Strikes back script) "with a few improvements" :)
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Folly529 on April 15, 2009, 11:34:32 PM
Dan to Miles: Long time, no see.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Gutterball94 on April 15, 2009, 11:39:03 PM
2 - Maybe he'd let you hold little you and you could change your own diapers.  (Hurley to Myles)

Without a doubt  :D
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: BadRobot64 on April 16, 2009, 12:24:19 AM
"barely... whew you ever have one of those days you feel liek the little Dutch boy with your finger in the... Doc?"

this is when sawyer comes ointo juliet and then turn and sees jack... instead of Dyke he said Doc....bwahahahhaa
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Chuckie on April 16, 2009, 12:28:41 AM
"barely... whew you ever have one of those days you feel liek the little Dutch boy with your finger in the... Doc?"

I came here to say this. I lol'd at that. Usually, when you're having one of those days, the Doc has his finger in you.  ;D
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Schmokey on April 16, 2009, 01:53:24 AM
"barely... whew you ever have one of those days you feel liek the little Dutch boy with your finger in the... Doc?"

good one!  I didn't even catch that when I was watching.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Bostonlost on April 16, 2009, 02:04:00 AM
You owe me a fish taco
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: TheBrightandTheDark on April 16, 2009, 02:21:49 AM
Dr Chang: Miles! I need you.
Miles: You do? *sniffle*
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Astriastar on April 16, 2009, 03:10:40 AM
"You need to mind your own business!"  Roger to Kate (AMEN! I've been saying that about her since day 1!!)
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: hyperform on April 16, 2009, 03:24:35 AM
"maybe it's your famous garlic mayo.
No, that's not possible........................okay, maybe that's possible"
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: CaseyMac on April 16, 2009, 03:32:30 AM
Let's face it...the ewoks sucked dude.

Though I disagree with Hurley...still a great line.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: CaseyMac on April 16, 2009, 03:34:32 AM
(paraphrasing)

Hurley: When did you know he was your dad?
Miles: 3 days after we got here, my mom got in line behind me at the cafeteria. So that was a big hint.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Blitz Wing on April 16, 2009, 04:48:51 AM
The ditch had a gun?

Yeah that was a pretty good one
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: jamesl on April 16, 2009, 05:02:05 AM
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Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: The_Hatch_Monkey on April 16, 2009, 05:06:00 AM
Dr Chang: Miles! I need you.
Miles: You do? *sniffle*

I LOLed so much over that interaction!
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: WhatThe on April 16, 2009, 05:23:24 AM
Hurley: Dude...did you just...you know...
Miles: What?
Hurley: You know...it stinks...did you just...?

*****************************

Hurley: Dude...there's a body bag back here. With a body in it.
Miles: That's traditionally what you put in a body bag.

*****************************

Hurley: Dude, I can keep a secret.
Dr. Chang: You better...Hurley...because if you think working in the kitchen is bad...
Hurley: I like the kitchen.

****************************

Miles: As much as hunting down a mass murderer sounds REALLY safe, I'm gonna have to pass.
Naomi: My employer is willing to pay you 1.6 million dollars.
Miles: When do we leave?
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Gmonkey on April 16, 2009, 07:00:58 AM
Miles (to Hurley): "Lets see whats going on in that piece of granite you call a head"

I lol'd
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Shakey on April 16, 2009, 08:00:09 AM
The ditch had a gun?
Many funny lines (almost always Hurley or Miles) but this was definitely my fave.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: grizn0 on April 16, 2009, 09:01:52 AM
Hurley: Maybe we could all go get a beer sometime... how awesome would that be?
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: JBRam on April 16, 2009, 12:48:59 PM
This was one of the funniest episodes in a long time. Much better than the "funny" episode where they found the Dharma van, in my opinion.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: bleev on April 16, 2009, 01:14:00 PM
"How do you spell bounty hunter?" No better lead into Empire...
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: lostandfree on April 16, 2009, 01:23:50 PM
"barely... whew you ever have one of those days you feel liek the little Dutch boy with your finger in the... Doc?"

I came here to say this. I lol'd at that. Usually, when you're having one of those days, the Doc has his finger in you.  ;D

LOL
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: SQUIRT199 on April 16, 2009, 01:37:03 PM
how come "some like it hoth"  was not even a line in the show??
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: CaseyMac on April 16, 2009, 01:47:17 PM
how come "some like it hoth"  was not even a line in the show??

Because the title "Hurley rewrites Empire Strikes Back" would be too obvious
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: The_Hatch_Monkey on April 16, 2009, 03:09:11 PM
how come "some like it hoth"  was not even a line in the show??

Because if it were, I would have had to slap someone. lol
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: BobBX542 on April 16, 2009, 04:26:58 PM
Dr Chang: Miles! I need you.
Miles: You do? *sniffle*

This has to be the best exchange between two characters from the whole show. Mainly because Miles was crying, but when he said, "You do??" I was totally expecting him to say "daddy" in a little whimpery puppy voice. I laughed my butt off at this.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: TheBrightandTheDark on April 16, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Dr Chang: Miles! I need you.
Miles: You do? *sniffle*
This has to be the best exchange between two characters from the whole show. Mainly because Miles was crying, but when he said, "You do??" I was totally expecting him to say "daddy" in a little whimpery puppy voice. I laughed my butt off at this.
Miles is a sensitive, emotional guy! He's so in tune with people that he hears them after they're dead...so to me, it's alright if he gets a little weepy sometimes. He acts out because he's hurt, Hurley was right about that. Then he lets his guard down, lets himself cry a bit. I like that he's demonstrating how he really feels, instead of hiding behind his witty retorts. Hurley's Star Wars references must have really got to him.  :D
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: spencer on April 16, 2009, 06:01:17 PM
Polar bear feces?
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Novashannon on April 16, 2009, 06:07:04 PM
LOTS of good lines. Heehee.

Hatch monkey, wow, Miles is after you!  Love it!
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: golfstrom on April 16, 2009, 06:55:10 PM
It wasn't the best line but it was definitely the best LOOK of the night.

Hurley: So, you're a fan of jazz, Dr. Chang? Like Miles Davies?
Dr. Chang: My wife is. I like country.
Miles: <the look>

:)
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: WhatThe on April 16, 2009, 06:58:09 PM
It wasn't the best line but it was definitely the best LOOK of the night.

Hurley: So, you're a fan of jazz, Dr. Chang? Like Miles Davies?
Dr. Chang: My wife is. I like country.
Miles: <the look>

:)

Yeah, that look Miles gives his father is priceless lol :)
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Novashannon on April 16, 2009, 07:13:19 PM
It wasn't the best line but it was definitely the best LOOK of the night.

Hurley: So, you're a fan of jazz, Dr. Chang? Like Miles Davies?
Dr. Chang: My wife is. I like country.
Miles: <the look>

:)

Yeah, that look Miles gives his father is priceless lol :)
'
Exactly the look all children tend to give their parents at some point!
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: ILoveLost on April 16, 2009, 07:41:59 PM
It wasn't the best line but it was definitely the best LOOK of the night.

Hurley: So, you're a fan of jazz, Dr. Chang? Like Miles Davies?
Dr. Chang: My wife is. I like country.
Miles: <the look>

:)

OMG this was soo funny! He landed that look perfectly :D
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: lostfan777 on April 17, 2009, 04:33:07 PM
It wasn't the best line but it was definitely the best LOOK of the night.

Hurley: So, you're a fan of jazz, Dr. Chang? Like Miles Davies?
Dr. Chang: My wife is. I like country.
Miles: <the look>

:)

OMG this was soo funny! He landed that look perfectly :D

I wanted to post 'the look' as my favorite line of the night also but I couldn't remember what caused him to give it!  I think my brain is full! :P
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: laklost on April 17, 2009, 04:37:05 PM
My favorite line of the night was Juliet's:

"Here we go!"

Let the "us messing with them" commence.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: BrianIsLost2 on April 17, 2009, 05:10:03 PM
I guess this line didn't make other people laugh as much as it did me, but I thought it was great (and I'm paraphrasing)

Hurley: How did you find out he was your dad?
Miles:  Well, my third day here I was in line at the Cafeteria and my mom got in line behind me.  That was my first clue.
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Des on April 17, 2009, 05:25:52 PM
"Polar bear poop. Got it."
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Hurley rocks dudes on April 17, 2009, 05:28:29 PM
all of the ones on this thread are the funniest!
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: laklost on April 17, 2009, 07:00:03 PM
I guess this line didn't make other people laugh as much as it did me, but I thought it was great (and I'm paraphrasing)

Hurley: How did you find out he was your dad?
Miles:  Well, my third day here I was in line at the Cafeteria and my mom got in line behind me.  That was my first clue.


You are so right!  I had to pause this so I could recover from laughing so hard at it!
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Madam P on April 22, 2009, 01:23:23 AM
It wasn't the best line but it was definitely the best LOOK of the night.

Hurley: So, you're a fan of jazz, Dr. Chang? Like Miles Davies?
Dr. Chang: My wife is. I like country.
Miles: <the look>

:)

Totally agree with this one.  I almost fell out of my chair.

This was a great episode for lines.  Hurley and Miles together are classic.  And we even got a Sawyer-ism in there... about the Dutch boy... 

Excellent job, writers!
Title: Re: Best Lines of the Night
Post by: Survivor815 on April 23, 2009, 02:42:54 PM
All the exchanges between Hurley and Miles are so funny lately! They make a great team!  ;D