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« on: April 14, 2009, 02:33:22 PM »

Are you looking for an episode of MST3K and all you know is the line “We will have a Turkey update?” Did you hear a song in 1997 and can only remember the first few instrumental bars? Was there a show in the 80’s that you loved, but was canceled after three episodes?

He’s got an app for that! And it’s called his brain.

I can’t list all the ways hyperform is awesome. He is Human Google, but he also has keen insight into Lost, and if you mention anything, he seems to earnestly know what you’re talking about and can have an intelligent conversation about it. So, knowing this, and his 10 facts about him, I feel completely confident saying that he is intelligent, sensitive, nerdy, talented, and cool.

So here’s where worlds collide. Resident Evil 5 meets Oscar Wilde, SpongeBob meets the Murder City Devils, and your tacos are delivered in a mail truck.

Hyperform! This one’s for you.  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 02:50:29 PM »

hear hear! I am glad someone has applauded Hyperform!! Nice one Mrs A

Keep up the great posting Hyper!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 03:35:24 PM »

Hyperform is awesome!!! 

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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 03:38:21 PM »

Hyperform is awesome!!! 


HM, wtf is that? ROFL!! um....that video is awesome!!
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 03:50:30 PM »

That's one of the first things that came up when I searched "awesome."

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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 03:53:47 PM »

That's one of the first things that came up when I searched "awesome."

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LOL! I can see why!
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 04:13:17 PM »

and your tacos are delivered in a mail truck.

Hyperform! This one’s for you.  Wink


I definitely wish you were my mailman!
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 04:44:18 PM »

and your tacos are delivered in a mail truck.

Hyperform! This one’s for you.  Wink
I definitely wish you were my mailman!
That's cause you like hispanic guys too...(is it sacrilege to mention Richard in hyper's thread? lol)

He'd never get any work done if we were on his route, we'd keep him talking for hours.  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 04:55:24 PM »

So! hyper. My friend suggested I listen to Nine Inch Nails, and I kinda love them. (I told you I'm musically retarded; don't judge me!  Embarrassed)...do you have any further suggestions??
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 05:00:12 PM »

and your tacos are delivered in a mail truck.

Hyperform! This one’s for you.  Wink
I definitely wish you were my mailman!
That's cause you like hispanic guys too...(is it sacrilege to mention Richard in hyper's thread? lol)

He'd never get any work done if we were on his route, we'd keep him talking for hours.  Cheesy
Something 'bout those dark, sexy eyes...
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 05:03:27 PM »

and your tacos are delivered in a mail truck.

Hyperform! This one’s for you.  Wink
I definitely wish you were my mailman!
That's cause you like hispanic guys too...(is it sacrilege to mention Richard in hyper's thread? lol)

He'd never get any work done if we were on his route, we'd keep him talking for hours.  Cheesy
Something 'bout those dark, sexy eyes...
mmm...yeah, I know I'd do whatever it takes to keep them looking at me...
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 06:02:19 PM »

Thank you, thank you

Hatch Monkey, your animated gif that you posted reminded me of my old avitar


I'm glad you like NIN, I have been listening to them since I was about 12 years old, so 16 years I guess. huh

also, Jackii, do you know what I am referencing with the taco comment? If you don't


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alDReHpQFik&feature=related

my friends and I have been quoting this sketch for years, and when I became a mail carrier, it just increased

this is from the greatest sketch comedy team or all time known as The State, members went on to the shows Viva Variety, Reno 911, and Stella.
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 06:07:26 PM »

I'm glad I was cool without knowing it, lol!
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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 06:23:37 PM »

I would much rather get a daily dose of tacos than bills...
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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 07:00:18 PM »

that's what they all say, till their mail stops showing up
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