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The Island Hates Picnics
« on: March 12, 2009, 11:11:29 PM »
I actually got this idea from the LostChatter podcast, but think about it

Sayid and Shannon had a picnic and Boone died, and Shannon followed shortly after
Hurley and Libby tried to have a picnic and Libby got shot
Goodwin and Juliette had a picnic and Ben sent Goodwin off to die shortly after
and now Paul and Amy had a picnic and Paul got shot



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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 03:04:38 AM »
First, best title ever.

Second, you are absolutely right, picnics are to Lost as the red shirt is to Star Trek.


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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 04:08:51 AM »
The island just hates happy couples in love with the exception of Rose and Bernard I guess until everyone finds their skeletal remains on a picnic blanket thus explaining where they've been for 3 years.

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 07:21:44 AM »
The island just hates happy couples in love with the exception of Rose and Bernard I guess until everyone finds their skeletal remains on a picnic blanket thus explaining where they've been for 3 years.

LOL!
No picnics allowed once you leave paradise.

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 09:29:11 AM »
Finally the secret has been revealed.   Great Job!!!  Now we can assume that an army of ants is behind all the strange happenings.  After all they are the best at ruining picnics.   We will probably see them swarming the statue in a future episode.   Perhaps when they all work together they form the smoke monster.  Keep the good ideas coming.   

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2009, 10:25:46 AM »
LOOOOOL , best topic ever :D

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2009, 01:21:10 PM »
Maybe the island isn't supposed to be enjoyed. All work and no play, you know??

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 02:12:43 PM »
Makes sense when you see the new DHARMA Headquarters....


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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 04:21:27 PM »
Bwahahahahahaha!   ;D

Also ROFL at Rose & Bernard's skeletons on top of a picnic basket...

Wow, you can really tell it's been over a week since we've had an episode, can't you?  LOL!

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2009, 07:04:19 PM »
one of the polar bears must be named Yogi. duh duh duhhhh

hey Mrs. A, am I crazy or was Thomas' post full of sarcasm, I don't think he knew I was joking with this.

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2009, 07:18:16 PM »
one of the polar bears must be named Yogi. duh duh duhhhh

hey Mrs. A, am I crazy or was Thomas' post full of sarcasm, I don't think he knew I was joking with this.

LOL! Well, neither of you used the rolly-eye face, so it's hard to tell.  ::)

I didn't even think of the picnic-thing until you brought it up! I always thought getting killed off had to do with DUI's and sex, but, picnics work too...

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2009, 07:24:00 PM »
Wasn't Charlie having a picnic with Desmond when he said, "You're gonna dead, Charlie"? ;)

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2009, 07:27:10 PM »
Ana Lucie also died because of Libby's picnic.  She was an innocent bystander.

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2009, 07:28:37 PM »
See, hyper? You may have started this thread in jest, but you may turn out to be right!

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Re: The Island Hates Picnics
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2009, 07:30:31 PM »
thats how i roll, propose an absurd joke, and it turns out to be inspired brilliance.