silly tart
stroppy and angry
blooming heck
stupid mare
daft beatch
spleen venting.
boot - trunk
truck - lorry
knocking someone up - impregnating or... wake up call
purse - pocketbook
handbag - purse
bumbag - fannypack
holidays - vacation
crappy - rather mediocre
wages - salary
husbie -husband
botty = hiney
jacksie - also hiney
fanny = front bottom
pavement = sidewalk
vacation = holiday
jelly = jello
jam = preserve
nappy = diaper
quarter = one fourth
vinegar = good on chips
chips = fries
crisps = chips
bonnet - hood
petrol- gas
lift - elevator or ride in someone elses car
flat - apartment
guess this will do for starters.. a bit messy - but you get the idea!!!