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Offline OLLY-wood

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Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« on: April 05, 2007, 03:37:47 AM »
In a conversation with Sawyer, Hurley breaks through with the upset and delivers the most humorous line ever uttered on Craphole Island:

To paraphrase:

Sawyer: You conned me into being decent? That's gotta be the lamest con in the history of cons!

Hurley, a few lines later:  Just for today, they get to eat boar, laugh, and forget that they are totally screwed... you did that for them.

Comedy Gold?

Are there any other lines that you think could top that one? Go ahead, I'll wait.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2007, 11:45:27 PM by Jugdish »

Offline gmstudio

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 08:08:26 AM »
I, too, chuckled out loud at that line.

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 08:24:53 AM »
I liked it when Kate said to Juliette something like "Welcome to the world of not knowing what the hell is going on!" 

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2007, 08:58:26 AM »
Last week and the week before had some good lines.  Pretty much all the good lines belong to Sawyer.

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2007, 10:23:35 AM »
What about Hurley's comment to Jack "Hey, you've got a little Arnst on you"?

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2007, 11:32:00 AM »
What about Hurley's comment to Jack "Hey, you've got a little Arnst on you"?

Yeah that one was great.

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2007, 11:36:31 AM »
Hurley, season 1 (to Jin): "Your wife's hot."

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2007, 12:12:21 PM »
What about Hurley's comment to Jack "Hey, you've got a little Arnst on you"?

That is STILL the best line in Lost. There are lots of runner-ups though :D

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2007, 06:59:04 PM »
"The pigs are walkin'"

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2007, 07:03:50 PM »
My favorite is in Season 1 when Jack asks Sawyer about his last "outbreak" when all the poor guy needed was glasses! :D

Offline Gar O Mac

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2007, 10:09:58 PM »
How about when the hatch was doing what ever it did and locke said "I was wrong"

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2007, 11:17:55 PM »
My favorite is in Season 1 when Jack asks Sawyer about his last "outbreak" when all the poor guy needed was glasses! :D
This one ROCKED on more than one level lol

How about when the hatch was doing what ever it did and locke said "I was wrong"
But this one was good too...it's his facial expressions PLUS the words lol

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2007, 11:46:19 PM »
When Sawyer tells Jack about when he slept with Ana L. right before she was killed and he refers to it as getting "caught in a net".  Then he finds out later from Kate that it was just as it sounded, no innuendo.

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2007, 03:24:42 AM »
 ;D

I dont know the best line... but i sure as hell know the best body...

KATE.... *slobber*

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Re: Best line EVER in the history of "LOST"... debate?
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2007, 03:04:25 PM »
;D

I dont know the best line... but i sure as hell know the best body...

KATE.... *slobber*

Yeah what he said.