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Offline JBRam

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Speech Recognition
« on: October 16, 2006, 11:44:21 AM »
I'm not sure where to put this, but it had to do with computers, so I put it here.

My brother tried to use a speech recognition for Microdoft Word. It didn't work out very well...

This is what he got (unedited)

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To whom it may concern:
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The Zhoulotskunosprok

And yes, "The Zhoulotskunosprok" was what Word spat out. I don't get it, but it's hilarious.

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Re: Speech Recognition
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2006, 01:41:40 PM »
Hah, that's too funny! 

A quick story on this...

For a week or so, I thought I had a virus on my computer.  I would be on chat and sometimes, for no apparent reason, it would spit out the words "that that that that than than can can can can".  It was really frustrating, I'd have to delete it after the computer would automatically add these in inexplicably.  I went on all these computer forums to ask if it was a virus or something known that would do this.  I finally found the answer from someone who had the same thing happen to them.  Turns out, that the computer's voice/sound recognition had gotten turned on by accident.  So the "that that that that" was actually transcribing the sounds of my keyboard typing ("tap tap tap tap").  That really cracked me up when I figured it out, and my friends joked with me that my computer had Turette's syndrome. :D

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Re: Speech Recognition
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2006, 02:48:08 PM »
LOL

If you google Zhoulotskunosprok, you can find another mistaken Spech Recog, but it isn't half as funny as this one

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Re: Speech Recognition
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2006, 04:57:19 AM »
that is pretty funny.. good stuff guys