So... hello. It's been four years, I guess. I feel like we came back to the island or something.
That was the plan all along. We are very patient people 
For sure. Very patient. So... are we all going to meet up in Hawaii sometime? There's a reunion this year, right?
Yes, this summer. We're all going to fly down together. Nothing could go wrong right?
I am looking at tickets on this new airline called Oceanic. They have a flight 815 that seems pretty good out of L.A.
Sweet. I just won the lottery right after I gained 300 pounds and got out of an insane asylum.
Hahahaha... well, um... I am going to see if anyone wants to adopt my baby that I am going to have soon. Or maybe I am running from the law. No... um... I am going to run away from my violent husband who came home with blood on his hands. No wait. Um, I have cancer. No, um... Okay, I don't like any of these stories that the girls have.