we've Hurley say nothing bad ever happens to him, that he's the luckiest person alive
that's what this episode will be about, his good luck, his life in the alternate timeline/universe
I don't know about that. Think about episode S2E4 "Everybody Hates Hugo". This is the episode where we find out that he won the lottery, we meet his best friend Johnny (who, despite being DJ Qualls, is apparently a really likeable guy), we find out that apparently he hooks up with the oh so super hot Starla, he quits his job (because he friggin can...WOO) at Mr. Clucks, Johnny quits the Mr. Cluck gig as well (just because his friend did), Johnny and Hurley go and steal all of the garden gnomes and put them on Randy's yard (believe me, that is fun). Then, on the island, he is put in charge of the food in the Swan hatch, and after a long thought process, he decides to have a beach party and give all of the food away (except his stash, but honestly, like you wouldn't hold onto some??), and everybody is all happy that Hurley is, well, Hurley. The only person that shows any sign of being upset with him is Charlie when he asks for peanut butter for Claire, and Hurley says no...but then at the end of the episode, he keeps a jar of peanut butter just for Charlie, and then Charlie isn't mad at him anymore. To make a short story long, basically, there was no real reason for anyone to Hate Hugo in this episode.
So my point you ask?? Well if you stop interrupting me, I will tell you. Jeez. Anyway, So I think that this episode is going to be very, very, very bad for Hurley. Kinda like, Hurley is going to die, kind of bad (I posted this somewhere else, but this seems like the more appropriate place to do it). I also think that it might show that Off-Island-Hurley is kind of a bastard. I mean, think about it. He's apparently rich and relatively young. He owns Mr. Clucks, as well as presumably the other businesses he owned in earlier episodes (box company, sneaker factory, etc.), so owning multiple businesses, having a butt load of money, and nothing bad ever happens to you?? That is a perfect recipe for a bastard (**cough..hack...Spencer Pratt...cough and phlegm**). So, once again to make a short story long, I think this episode is going to paint Hurley in a very bad light, and that we might not be seeing too much Off-Island-Hurley after this one.
