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Note: The following story was an April Fools joke. However, regardless of its lack of truth, it is very entertaining and funny. Enjoy.

In a bizarre series of events, not unlike many of the plot-lines in the veteran island mystery drama, LOST co-creator, executive producer, showrunner and writer, Damon Lindelof, has abruptly broken all ties with ABC and quit the show, just a few weeks before the hit series' fifth season finale. The unexpected departure has left ABC executives and LOST producers scrambling to quiet concerns over the series future. Lindelof has largely been regarded as the driving force behind LOST, and the main source and inspiration for the shows overall direction. His premature exit has many industry insiders questioning whether or not the sci-fi pop-phenom will even return for it's sixth and final season next year. More after the jump.

On this Christmas night I hope we are all thinking of what the next month will bring us, and what joy we have had from seasons past. As we go to bed, may we have all have wonderful and magical Lost Christmas dreams.

I'm dreaming of a Lost Christmas
Just like the ones with Ethan Rom
Where the treeline rustles,
and Sawyer hustles
To shoot bears and boars and Tom.

I'm dreaming of a Lost Christmas
With every Other that you fight
May your bears and bunnies be white
And may all your Dharma Beers be light

I'm dreaming of a Lost Christmas
With marbles colored black and white
Where the tree frog's singing
And ears are ringing
From when the hatch blew up that night.

I'm dreaming of a Lost Christmas
With every number that is cursed.
May McCutcheon's knock down your thirst,
And may all your bad luck be reversed.

Is your addiction to LOST interrupting your "normal" life, and rendering you socially awkward? Are you unable to sleep at night as your mind wrestles with the mysteries of LOST: Who made the four-toed statue? Who is Ben's man on the boat? What is Smokey? Is Christian Shepard alive, and is he Jacob? Where do those food pallets come from? And who the heck is in that tiny dwarf-sized coffin?! While you may never know the answer to all of these questions, there is good news for those suffering from an unrelenting obsession with LOST: Perspective. Perspective is a new product recently released which offers hope to those suffering from Lost Addiction Syndrome. Perspective may not be right for everyone, so we encourage you to watch the video after the jump, and consult your doctor to see if Perspective is right for you.