6x10: "The Package" Recap

04202010_6x10_header.jpgThis episode opens with half of the audience convinced their HDTV's are on the fritz. It turns out to just be night-vision goggle-cam. The camp is being watched by persons unknown. So we all know it's Widmore's people. They are desperate for Sawyer's cocoa stash. But he has them all fooled. It's imaginary. Ha!

On the other side of camp, Smocke is reassuring Jin that he will "get his wife."

04202010_6x10_jin1.jpgThat's what I'm afraid of.
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We jump to LA for the sole purpose of setting up the rest of the sideways Jin and Sun story line.

We establish:


  • They are not married.

  • They had the $25,000 confiscated.

  • Jin still works for her father and does what he's told like a good lackey.


04122010_6x08_Spaceballs.jpgEverybody get that?

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In the jungle camp Smocke is heading out. He leaves Sayid in charge. Jin is also heading out but in the opposite direction.


04202010_6x10_sayid2.jpgI don't feel anything.


04202010_6x10_locke3.jpgThat's good, emotions will just get in the--

04202010_6x10_sayid4.jpgNo, I mean from the waist down.


04202010_6x10_sayid5.jpgOh great, more tranq darts. Well, see y'all in 48 hours.


Jin has been shot as well, and Zoe and Seamus snatch him up.

04202010_6x10_zoeseamus6.jpgHe'll be perfect for that sketch where Jenna sings about breakfast foods!

At the beach camp, Ilana's Merry Band of Losties are bored to tears as they wait for Hurley to bring back Richard.

04202010_6x10_miles7.jpgWhen's the last time we made fun of Hurley for being fat?


04202010_6x10_milesfrank8.jpgGive it like two weeks, then we're all over that joke like fat on bacon.

Sun has found her old garden which is pretty much gone since it's been neglected for the last three years.

04202010_6x10_jack9.jpgJack really, really wanted salsa tonight.
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Jin is determined to get rid of the watch but Sun has a problem with her sweater and needs Jin's help.

04202010_6x10_sun10.jpgI'm not going to bother writing a caption here since no one is going to read it.

We also learn that... hey, guys, eyes down here! Anyway we also learn that at least in this world Jin telling Sun to button her sweater on the plane wasn't a control issue, it was about him being worried about someone seeing her and reporting them back to her father

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Back in her sad garden Sun is startled by Smocke's sudden appearance. He tries to get her to come with him but she doesn't go for bald smokers.

She takes off running, making the classic damsel-in-distress mistake: looking backwards while going full tilt so that she ends up knocking herself out on a tree branch.

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We now pick up in the hotel room the next morning. Sun springs the idea on Jin of running away with her but is interrupted by a knock at the door.

04202010_6x10_sun11.jpgMaybe we should have had this discussion yesterday.

Hey! It's everybody's favorite gun for hire!

04202010_6x10_keamy12.jpgHi Keamy!
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Ben has found unconscious Sun and Smocke has found unconscious Sayid.

04202010_6x10_sayid15.jpgWe were attacked.


04202010_6x10_locke14.jpgBy whom?


04202010_6x10_sayid15.jpgSeriously, your attention to proper grammar in the wake of danger is most impressive.

Jin is waking up in Room 23. He tells Zoe he doesn't care to stay. When he tries to leave Zoe unnecessarily zaps him with a taser.

04202010_6x10_jin16.jpgYou know, two goons with rifles would be just as effective and probably kill less brain cells.

Turns out they need Jin because he mapped out some pockets of electromagnetism for Dharma back in the 70's.

Isn't the point of a map to show you where something is without needing the actual map maker.

04202010_6x10_zoe17.jpgHurry up, I gotta go dig up Amerigo Vespucci so we can get back to the states.

Meanwhile Locke and Sayid are planning yet another adventure.

04202010_6x10_locke18.jpgWrap this in plastic, you don't want it to get wet.


04202010_6x10_sawyer19.jpgThat's what she said. And yes, I know I'm not in this conversation but it had to be said.

Claire has a few questions about whether or not her and Kate are on the invite list on the cave wall.

Smocke reassures her that she is still needed. She starts in on how there's no need for her to leave the island, her kid doesn't even know her anymore, blah blah blah.

04202010_6x10_claire20.jpgOh great, you're going Rousseau on me. Tell you what, once I'm done using Kate you can go ahead and kill her if you want, how's that?


04202010_6x10_claire21.jpgSign me up!

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Keamy is still creeping around Sun's hotel room looking for Jin. They are joined by Omar, who checks the bathroom.

04202010_6x10_jin22.jpgHey Howard, there's your Chinaman.


04202010_6x10_jin23.jpgNo more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.


They still want their money so Sun offers to give him some from her secret account. Of course, no one understands what she's saying so they bring in a translator.

04202010_6x10_mikhail24.jpgHi Mikhail, I almost didn't recognize you with both eyes.

Mikhail and Sun go off to the bank, Jin and Keamy head to the restaurant.

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Smocke has reached the beach on Hydra Island where he is met with armed guards shooting into the sand at his feet. Which seems like overkill since they have the sonic fence thingies.

04202010_6x10_locke25.jpgEasy, friend. I am of peace. Always.


04202010_6x10_seamus26.jpgThat's next hour. Wait, sorry, in 25 minutes and 23 seconds.

Widmore and Smocke have chat about Jin that goes absolutely nowhere.

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Sun has awoken from unconsciousness with a bump on her head but without the ability to speak English.

Richard has returned and tells everyone the new plan.

04202010_6x10_richard27.jpgWe have had a serious lack of explosions since Locke died. We must correct this.

Sun doesn't like Richard or his cockamamie plans.

04202010_6x10_sun28.jpgWell, the jerk store called and said their running out of YOU!
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It's not going much better for Sun and Jin in the sideways world either. Sun's dad knew about the secret account and had it closed. And that original $25k was the fee for Keamy to kill Jin because he also knew about their secret relationship.

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Widmore sent Zoe to capture Jin and now he's mad at her for capturing Jin.

04202010_6x10_zoe29.jpgDammit, Chuck, I'm a geophysist, not an alarm clock.

Widmore has brought Sun's camera to Jin and and he finally gets to see the face of his little girl for the very first time.

04202010_6x10_sun30.jpg(Side note: Why is this sign not in Korean?)

When Jin and the rest of us are finished tearing up, Widmore tells Jin it's time to show him the package.

04202010_6x10_jin31.jpgWhat package?


04202010_6x10_widmore32.jpgIt's not a what, it's a who.


04202010_6x10_jin33.jpgI know, but if I had said "who package" it wouldn't have made any sense.

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We jump back to Jin tied up in the refrigerator while Sayid has his killing spree. Jin figures who better to help him then a mysterious man shooting up an establishment so he gets his attention. Sayid refuses to release him but does put a sharp razor blade into Jin's bound hands so he can blindly slice his way free from an awkward angle.

04202010_6x10_jin34.jpgWow. That was so... not helpful.

Patchy and Sun arrive and see that the Amazing Indestructible Keamy has once again not been killed by the first shot he took. Of course, more gunfire ensues and Sun is shot right in the uterus. This seems like as good a time as any to break that big news about being pregnant.

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Sun sits on the beach staring out at the ocean. Jack joins her and launches into a longwinded story about a patient he just now remembered who also lost the ability to speak after hitting his head. He gives her a notebook and a small tomato from her garden.

04202010_6x10_sun35.jpg

04202010_6x10_jack36.jpgNo, It's a metaphor


04202010_6x10_sun37.jpg

We rejoin Sawyer and Kate when Smocke returns alone to the camp. So then we rejoin Sayid to see that he is in the water near the sub. Zoe and Seamus are removing "The Package" from the sub. "The Package" turns out to be Desmond.

04202010_6x10_des38.jpgWow there was sure a whole lot of nothing about this here "Package" in this here episode titled "The Package."


04202010_6x10_widmore32.jpgDid anyone make the joke about The Package being my penis?


04202010_6x10_jin33.jpgIt was cut. Too obvious.



04202010_6x10_jack39.jpgheh heh... his penis is the package... heh!

L O S T

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2 Comments

Geronimo Jackson said:

Great screen caps especially because of that stupid "V" count down in the corner. Wow was that ever annoying. Plus on my TV, I couldn't read what Sun was writing. loved your captions of what she wrote. Plus t was fun like in the original Star Wars when they have the count down on the Death Star the time is never the same, one scene more time next shot way less time.So it was fun to see your captions and what time there was till "V" most were in order.

Colbert did a great bit as you know on that "V" and how LOST was distracting him from the count down.

package joke; classic.
yes why was the happy Birthday sing in English?
And yes why need the map maker if have maps and they never even showed him the maps.

Well done Cayley

Geronimo Jackson said:

Great screen caps especially because of that stupid "V" count down in the corner. Wow was that ever annoying. Plus on my TV, I couldn't read what Sun was writing. loved your captions of what she wrote. Plus t was fun like in the original Star Wars when they have the count down on the Death Star the time is never the same, one scene more time next shot way less time.So it was fun to see your captions and what time there was till "V" most were in order.

Colbert did a great bit as you know on that "V" and how LOST was distracting him from the count down.

package joke; classic.
yes why was the happy Birthday sing in English?
And yes why need the map maker if have maps and they never even showed him the maps.

Well done Cayley

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